Harry falling out the bus at the hotel and security had to catch him. The boy needs a helmet damn
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Harry falling out the bus at the hotel and security had to catch him. The boy needs a helmet damn
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Chris Evans was cast as both The Human Torch and Captain America because of reasons.
more like the human crotch and captain ass-merica
We are related.
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when I was like 7 I found my brother’s porn on his computer and it was this story about a girl and she went to this mechanics place but she didn’t have any money so she payed with like sex and then so I thought that was how you paid for everything so once we went to target and I started unbuttoning my pants and my mother started screaming
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i would do some nasty shit for front row one direction tickets
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petition for dudes to shut the fuck up about makeup on women
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on women
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up about makeup on anyone
petition for everyone to shut the fuck up.
petition to fuck everyone
why does it always come down to this
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I will now proceed with using this expression on all children that annoy and frustrate me.
I wonder if this is something they said on Gallifrey when the little time children misbehaved.
Definitely using this as an insult whenever I can
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I made my sim a daredevil and I can’t do anything without it being extreme
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I love this kid.
He’s only in Prisoner of Azkaban, and he has two lines:
“It’s among the darkest omens in our world. It’s an omen… of death.”
and don’t forget, the ever popular:
“It’s like trying to catch smoke… Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.”
It’s like okay, kid, we don’t know who you are, but go ahead and say the two most intense lines in the entire movie. I guess that’s cool. Whatevs.
This is Bem, the only student to ever successfully change Houses. In the third movie, he’s a Gryffindor. In the fifth he magically becomes a Ravenclaw. Bow down to Bem for he holds all the knowledge.
BEM IS OUR KING.
It’s because after he uttered those two lines everyone was like ‘DAYUM BEM’ and he was sent to Dumbledore’s office and Dumbledore was like I boy you twoo fuckin’ wise to be a lion you gonna be a eagle now. Get your ass in Ravenclaw.
and thats how it happened.
the end.
All hail Bem.
you can really tell we haven’t had a new book for over 5 years now can’t you?
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Finally got all my dates together.
sherlock though
never
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